Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite of an apple.
She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane.
The second one took a bite out of a lemon, and thought it was too sour,
so she threw it out of the plane.
The third one took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy,
and threw it out of the plane.
The Plane landed and they decided to go for a walk.
They first passed a little girl who was crying, they asked, "little girl, little girl why are you crying?"
"An apple came down and killed my new kitty"
Then they passed a little boy, and he was crying.
They asked, "little boy, little boy why are you crying?"
He said, " A lemon came down and killed my new puppy."
Then they passed a blonde sitting on the sidewalk laughing her butt off.
They asked, "Why are you laughing so hard?"
She said, " I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
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